1. Like shaving outdoors but a razor is too much of a hassle to carry?
Carry your hatchet instead!
2. Surprise people!
Look at how surprised she looks!
3. Like Huey Lewis and the News, but don't know what to do while listening to them?
4. Has medieval Santa challenged you to combat?
Good thing you brought your hatchet!
5. Penetrate the impenetrable!
6. Want to learn a new instrument but don't know where to start?
7. Feeling lonely on those winter nights?
Join up with the Axe Gang!
8. Don't know what to give Billy for Christmas?
Gift him a hatchet!
9. Hate using pesky doorknobs?
Pry doors open with your hatchet!
10. Turn your hatchet into a movie!